Rachael MillantainSlackjawI Am Your Post-COVID Backpacking Trip To Europe, And I Am Not Going To “Fix You”You don’t need an electric lemonade in Ibiza, you need protein and a therapist.·3 min read·Aug 31, 2021--1--1
Rachael MillantainSlackjawYou Can Keep The House, But I’m Taking Your MomShe’s the mother I never had, and I won’t be giving her up just because you banged a yoga instructor.·3 min read·Mar 11, 2021--5--5
Rachael MillantainSlackjawIf You Don’t Get That Animatronic Santa Off Your Roof, I Will Burn Your Fucking House DownIf there’s one thing I know about Christmas, it’s that it’s a time to celebrate the birth of our lord and savior, Jesus Christ. If there’s…·4 min read·Dec 20, 2020--10--10